I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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