i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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