Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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