His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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