Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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