Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I smell like Dick and happiness
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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