i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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