doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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