During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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