Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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