What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I stole a fireplace last night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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