Don't you send me to vm
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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