Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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