idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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