And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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