at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
why is half of my head shaved?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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