And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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