Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
