Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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