the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
two words...techno handjob
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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