Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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