my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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