The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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