remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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