clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
where does the pee come out of this thing
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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