Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
