Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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its like you know when i get waxed
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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