Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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