Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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