Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
where does the pee come out of this thing
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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