Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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