Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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