we have officially lost it.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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