So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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