If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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