the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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