her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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