He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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