Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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