There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
