ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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