Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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