I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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