I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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