he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize