You can't motorboat a personality
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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