I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
And then my night got REAL pukey
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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