i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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