WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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