Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I would ride that face into the sunset
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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