id be glad to
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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